Thursday 30 October 2008

Brand & Ross

Oh, and as for this Brand & Ross thing. Radio 2 is so boring (believe me, it is. I have to listen to it every day all day at work) that they have to blow everything out of proportion to make it sound like an interesting and scandalous radio station to get more listeners. So what if they made a prank phone call. Kids all over the world make prank calls every day. Obviously Manuel left his sence of humour with the fawlty's!!!! xxx

Oh I know, it was a little out of order. But come on. Slap on the wrist, maybe a couple of months salary given to charity and a public apology (which they did). I mean, Jonathan Ross gets around £6 million a year! Sack the greedy git I say. He doesnt need to work.

I don't particularly like either Russell Brand or Jonathan Ross, but I don't think that they deserved such extreme punishments.

Radio One DJ Chris Moyles has said Cock, Arse, Tits, made reference to his willy and all sorts of stuff in the morning when listeners are likely to be schoolies!! Why is he not sacked. And lets face it, he aint the best DJ in the country is he. I very much doubt he would be missed!!

I'm off before I start getting cross.

xxxxx


So, we got a bit of snow today. Yeyyy. It didn't stick because it had been raining for about 2 hours before hand. But it has been cold the last few days. Very frosty at night and first thing in the morning. I am lucky as most of my car is protected, but not at workies, and it was thick with frost the other night.
So its snowed really hard. I was watching it for ages. Tried to take a picture but it was rubbish so I deleted it.
Mr Kirstykins saw our batty neighbour knocking on her own front door today.
She lives alone and doesn't have visitors.
Lunatic if you ask me.
Mum says that we should avoid her at all times as this type of person is very dangerous. A serial complainer to the police about things that I wouldn't do, couldn't do, would never do and never did. She can't submit any evidence of these incidents.
Her latest trick is the security light outside. She keeps it on and it shines in our front door, and at night she makes it come on then off to make Daisy scared.
All last night Daisy just kept staring at the door making whiney noises and wouldn't go near the door too.
It's abvoius that this woman is doing this to tourment our lil Daisy.
I hope someone pours poo in her letter box tomorrow night. Because I don't like her. And, she has pissed that many people off, I am absolutely possitive that something will be done in the tricky treaty festivities. and it wont be a treat for her I can tell you. I won't do anything although I am tempted!! What could be funnier than playing knock-a-door-run on a batty demented ole cow of a neighbour tee hee. Seriously though, I hate halloween so I think that Mr Kirstykins & I will be taking a trip out for tea. I can't stand the constant barrage of kids & teenagers banging on your door for sweets and cash, well its cash these days isn't it.
I have found a fab website. I maybe a little slow on the uptake on this one and you may already know about it, but I didn't know that there were such sites, and I really love this particular one.
www.blurb.com Basically, you make your own book. You can buy one book or lots of books, it can be a picture book or a blog book, and lots of other styles or make your own. Its fab. I am going to do a couple for Christmas prezzies of our wedding pictures as we don't have an album. I don't think it is unreasonably priced too. I am having fun messing around with the program you download. I love it.
Anyhoo, the sink is leaking............... Cosmic! Everything under the sink is sodden. So I am just going to go do some plumbing. Just call me Plumber Kir.
No, please don't!!
Night Night. Sleep Tight.
Love from Me, Him & Them!!!
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Wednesday 29 October 2008

Work

There is lots going on.



I am so glad that I dont work in the other office.

All the girls seem to be bitching about each other. (one in particular!)

Yesterday I got caught up in a little bit of it, but I just quickly left the room so I didn't get involved. (about one of the girls swearing!)

I just can't be bothered with it all.

Last night one of the drivers got caught syphoning diesel out of the lorry into cans and the main boss caught him!! (was driving a different car to usual so this is why he got caught)!! Anyway, he pulled up, got the keys off him, locked the lorry up and left the employee up on the tops.... (by the Cat n Fiddle (its a road in the middle of nowhere) to make his own way home!!!!

Last night it was -2.5 degrees...... The employee is 65 years old.

I know what he did is theft and wrong. But for crying out loud. 65 years old. It was so cold last night.

I think that was a little mean. He could have dropped him off at the pub or just taken him home and told him to come in the next day to explain himself and we should have done an analysis of his fuel and taken any discrepancies out of his wages (he earns enough)!????

What happens if he had a heart attack or something. Or got run over as there are no pavements up there and as you can see, no houses, phone boxes (or mobile phone signal)....



I don't know why the drivers do this. I can tell you that their wages are mega. The majority of our drivers are coming out with £500-600 per week. Some of them are coming out with over a thousand per week. So why do they feel the need to rob fuel?

I don't think I get paid enough.

I want to be challenged. I have so much more to give. I am capeable of anything, yet on paper I am not experienced enough to get that job that will challenge me and pay me lots of money.

Still no snow here. I thought there would be a sprinkling of the white stuff overnight, but nope. On the drive to work this morning it was very frosty and there was some slushy stuff in the middle of the road, so there may have been a little. But it could have just been mud with a coating of frost, at 50mph it was hard to tell.

I have bought The Script. I love it. Some of the songs sound a little similar, but I dont care, I really like them. Mr Kirstykins doesnt, so its first come first served on the car stereo! Note to self... I must make his cd's mysteriously disappear!!! tee hee.

Anyhoo, best get some work done.!

x x x me x x x

Wednesday 22 October 2008

Blaaaaaaaaa

Mood: Way down there somewhere!

Listening to: Radio bleedin 2 (soooooo booring)

Seeing: The back of my boss's head, nice blue sky and green trees just starting to turn red/brown, fields with cows and sheep... (I dont work on a farm, there are just farmers fields outside)

My Biorythm is all up the wall. It is true too. I am feeling very thick, I have no energy and I am up the wall on the emotions!
Today your intellectual level is 4%: it is advisable to avoid too much study. Your physical level is 36%: if you can, do not exert yourself too much.
Your emotional level is 1%: it is worth putting off delicate matters!

How do you calm you emotional levels then?

Even last night, I found myself with a lump in my throat watching Dog Borstal....... Dog Borstal for goodness sakes. However, I did manage to control the tears upon seeing Mr Kirstykins welling up because the bad doggies had become lovely good doggies and the owners were so proud of their k9 friends. So I had to take the mickey out of him a little.

But, yet again, I woke up in a foul mood. WHY? And of course you take it out on the person closest to you and for the rest of the day there is a big cloud over your head, your nearest & dearest's head, the animals sense it too. And work.... well that has just been a total right off today. I haven't been able to concentrate. I just couldn't be bothered in my meeting (it was only health & safety stuff... Booooring), and I haven't eaten all day and probably wont bother tonight.

Got lots of stuff going on at the moment, and I will be writing about it all shortly. I am keeping a "secret log" of it all so I don't forget anything.

So right now, all I need is a big snuggle off Mr Kirstykins, but he is at work and pretty pissed off with me at the moment..... quite rightly so too. I was a complete arse this morning and I feel terrible about it. We'll see wont we.

Well. Back to work. Got quite a bit of stuff to do like going round counting the fire extinguishers, logging what they are and size and if they have the safety tag intact!

Its all a load of crap today!

Friday 17 October 2008

Muckin Aboot

Been muckin about changing my colours and stuff. Made it all pwitty.

Work was a draaaag today. Did the wages in record time. Had some chocolate cake which my boss brought in and insisted I had 2 slices. Was delicious with fresh cream in too which was luverly.

Daisy & cookie are plumb tuckered after spending the last 3 hours chasing each other about. Cookie is in solitary confinement for 15 hours of the day so that she doesn't make a meal out of Daisy's busticles.... It seems to be working. Daisy now has smaller boobies than I do which is a relief as I was begining to get a complex!

Cookie has the vets in the morning. The last of her injections, then we wait for 2 more weeks and then we can throw her out.

Funny, sometimes she jolts up and stares at the ceiling or the wall or something. She is really odd.


Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo after spending ages looking through blogger layouts and sparkly text. I shall go watch some telly.

I hope everyone has a lubberly weekend.


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Thursday 16 October 2008

Training at Work

So, 2 hours wasted from my day doing some "Foundation Fire Awareness for Employees" course and then I got roped into doing "Foundation Awareness for Designate Fire Marshall's".

Now, I know that this "Foundation Awareness for Designate Fire Marshall's" is incorrectly written. I have written it as it is on the test paper.

It should be Foundation Awareness for Designated (put the d in) Fire Marshalls (no apostrophe).

Or... I could just be completely wrong. I just wanted to moan about something completely random as I am sick of hearing about the Credit Crunch, Recessions, Madonna & Guy's Divorce, Victoria & David's Marital Struggles, the rain, petrol prices and inflation.

For the money that it cost, I would expect to have correctly spelt test papers.

I got top marks anyhow. It was far too easy.

The only thing that I learnt was that a CO2 fire extinguisher puts a fire out by freezing it and if you hold the extinguisher incorrectly, your hands will freeze and stick to the extinguisher.

Oh, I also learnt that it only took 3 minutes for the fire to spread at Bradford City Football Ground in 1985.

That was it. That is all I learnt from 2 hours. Everything else discussed was purely common sense. (however some of the others on the course obviously have no common sense whatsoever).

And I also learnt that it is colder in the training room than it is in my office.

Daisy is spending the day at my Mum & Dad's after being an absolute sod all night long. I just don't know what is up with her. Perhaps I should change her food. Give her a nightcap of hot milk, whiskey and honey. Give her sedatives. Have her voice box removed! I have to keep Daisy and Cookie separated when we can't stop Cookie from trying to suck milk out of her, if I lock Cookie up, she launches herself at the door and meows really loud. She doesn't like being without someone to cuddle up to. I took Daisy for a walk at 2am this morning to try to knacker her out. Its just not working.

Anyway. Got lots of stuff to do at work.

Blogger is better than AOHELL.

x x x x x x x

Wednesday 15 October 2008

Peekture

My mother doesnt like my profile picture. She says it doesnt do me justice. Personally I think its alright, Daisy hides most of my face!!

Daisy is currently having a phantom pregnancy. she is a bloody nightmare. She carries this rubber chicken round with her everywhere and whines all the time. Its driving me mad.

I have resorted to keeping Daisy and Cookie separated when we are not in... i.e Cookie gets the bedroom, Daisy gets the rest of the place. Good idea? Bad idea? Baaaad ish.... Daisy loves the new rug and how it tastes!!!!

First day back at work today after Thursday & Friday were spent with my head down the loo, in a plastic bag or at the roadside being sick, and Monday & Tuesday were spent, with the full intention of getting things done, sort of getting things done. Tuesday at the hospital, for what I thought would be a quick in and out, luckily I was very early because I couldnt find a parking space at all. Over a thousand spaces and not one were available.... sure there were empty spaces in the staff parking. Lots of empty spaces, but you cant park in those spaces, they are for hospital staff.... Nooooooooo patients have to park half a mile away on a scrappy piece of land that scrapes the bottom of your car.

Anyway, hospital went fine. I really enjoyed walking back to my car after what I went throught thanks very much............ NOT !!!!!

I can hear Cookie launching herself at the door, so I best go before she hurts herself.

Night Night. xx x x x xx

Monday 13 October 2008

Telly

Britain's got the X pop factor dancing on ice soapstar get me out of the jungle!!!

What a load of ole crap that was. I was expecting something really funny being that it is Peter Kay. But it was absolutely not funny. And he should be ashamed of churning out such dross. My thoughs about his humour has gone right down and I can say that I just don't fancy watching anymore of his work.

I'm not a huge fan of television anyway, but sometimes I just fancy watching something, but this just confirmed to me that TV is just a complete waste of money.

I am currently looking for another job. Something that I can do part-time either in the evenings or at weekends. Christmas is fast approaching, bills are getting higher, food is twice as expensive and Mr Brown is making it increasingly difficult for hard working individuals like myself to keep our heads above water. Perhaps its because he is giving all our money to greedy banks that commit fraud, illegal imigrants, shit projects that dont work (the LHC for example) and these trashy Jeremy Kyle candidates that have 2 or 3 babies every year.

Anyway. Got some phone calls to make. Going to sort some stuff out, go to the tip, get some stuff shifted. I am tired of mess.

Have a good day everyone.

x x x x x

Sunday 12 October 2008

Ok, so it is now official. I have finally given AOLJournals the big E. I am tired of it now, they have buggered us about for too long. They lose emails, they lose entries, they wait till you have written your entry and upon saving it, they decide that they are having technical problems and that you should try again in a few minutes and ooops, that entry you did, we couldnt save it so you will have to write it again.


The technical team at AOHELL are fantastic................................... NOT. I cant be bothered telling you about them, I am sure you already know.


My loopy neighbour has got herself a kitten. Which explains why she keeps leaving her light on at the bottom of her stairs now, because obviously she doesnt realise that cats can see in the dark much better than us hoomans.


Silly old bat accused me of breaking into her 1993 peugeot whatever 06 (however u spell it) I was so angry with her. Why on earth would I want to do that? She has an annoying accent too. She pronounces her words sloppy. i.e. Instead of pronouncing property as propertee, she pronounces it propattaa.... Well I only just resisted the temptation in correcting the old bag! And as she wouldnt talk to me reasonably and because I was so poorly at the time, I unfortunately stooped to her level and called her a nasty word and told her to eff off. Quite frankly, I just dont care anymore, the police have told her to get lost too, so they will just do the same again. She is so paranoid that she has chained everything down. Anyone would have thought we lived in the Bronx!! I just don't know how to get out of this one. Perhaps if I won the lottery. Then I would rent this place out for £1.00 per month to some druggies or a single mum with 8 kids who smokes pipes or cigars. oooooooh ooooohhh.... Or a whole family with Turretts. That would be fantastic. Wild outbursts of swearing at inappropriate times. Classic.


I have tomorrow and Tuesday off work. Got lots of stuff to sort out, and I am at the hopstickle on Tuesday. Just random tests should be fine.


Cookie is growing lots. She is such a little cutie.


Daisy is just a big fat lump. Tom let her off the lead the other day and she went running off down the bridal path on an adventure. He only caught her coz she stopped to have a wee. We let her off today, I had lots of treats for her so she didnt run off. Was fun. I like letting her off the lead, she can run about at her own pace.
Tom has just realised that he is reading a paper from August 21st!!! Silly numpty!
Anyhoo. I will most deffo have something interesting to say tomorrow no doubt.
Night Night.
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Saturday 11 October 2008

Ex-AOL

Finally, I have plucked up the courage to move over from AOL to Blogger.

Here is how it is. For those of you who just happen to stumble across my ramblings, I have given up smoking, I ditched the life of an alcoholic's slave, I left a job where I was bullied and treated like crap, I got married to the most greatest guy I have ever ever met, bought a puppy, bought a kitten and lived happily ever after...............

But..... there is always room for me to gripe about something going on. It may just be this god awful weather we have been having for the last 7 months, the prices in the supermarkets these days, horrible neighbours, lazy people at work, illegal imigrants, everything....

So my last entry over at AOL was all about me being poorly over the last 2 days. I am on the mend now, must have been something I had eaten.

Well. I shall sign off for now so I can have a looksie round all the other journals and find everyone from AOHELL.

Toodles xxxxx